Yup. It’s here again! Time to surf the net in search of that PERFECT gift. But wait - what if we told you the perfect gift is only a scroll away.
WoodHoods has put together the ultimate stocking stuffer list. All the things you MUST include when you stuff that stocking so scroll down playa, scroll.
We’ve also put together a blow your stockings off playlist for once they open that stocking! Enjoy.
1. Spark Romance!
If you’ve been in a relationship for a while, or maybe just started dating, this adorable game includes a slide-out “matchbox” with matchsticks with suggested activities, romantic gestures, and conversation starters.
The cool thing about this game versus others is that the sole purpose is to remind you why you love being together or allow for a deeper connection. You can get this fun game on Uncommon Goods for $12.95.
2. Libido Tea!
Next time you ask them to come up for a nightcap, tingle their senses with this libido inducing herbal tea. Using a special blend of herbs, the Organic Desire Libido Tea is a potent sexual enhancer bringing new heights of pleasure during sex and self-pleasure. Sign me up here.
3. Nipple Pasties!
Tis the season for all - for all to have fun that is! Why not illuminate those nipples with some good old gingerbread? Slide these suckers in that stocking and let him know you’ll bake him cookies with just these bad boys on - and maybe a robe pending weather conditions! Get these on Amazon HERE.
4. Flavored Lube!
While we’re on the topic of lube - here’s another one that’s great for that moment you give him a nice blowie (aka blow job). It’s also all natural, containing coconut and vanilla. Yum Yummmm. Look how much fun they're having, I want some of that. Get it!
5. Silky Blind Fold Fun!
When you take out your sense of sight, all your other senses are heightened - as they say! If you haven’t tried this for yourself, trust us... both of you will appreciate the added fun when you whip out that blindfold. First, tell them to put on the blindfold, then press play on your favorite album to get you in the mood (or our playlist!). This is where you use your imagination and let them step into a new world of fantasy - take them to pleasure town!
6. Uberlube!
Next level lube. It’s got Vitamin E and all those silky good elements that make lube so luxurious. If you are classy just like Richard the Tuxedo, this is the lube for you. Uber lube for one uber MAN - even the bottle makes me sploosh.
7. Hippy Lube Lover!
Hathor Aphrodisia Lubricant Pure is the lube of choice for the environementally conscious, it uses no petroleum based chemicals - just pure natural ingredients. The Chris Hemsworth's of the world chilling in Byron Bay, Australia would use this lube. Get that Horny Goat Weed into you, HERE.
8. Sexy Xmas Kitty Undies!
Who's to say that your sexy ass with some sexy silly undies isn’t a gift to him! Go ahead order those suckers with a note that you’ll wear these while you light up the fireplace so you can warm up your tooshie while smooching by the fireside! Get yours from Amazon HERE.
9. Touch Touch!
This one goes out to all those couples out there seperated due to COVID. Let the other know you're thinking of them by sending them a little buzz. Share an intimate moment hundreds of miles away from each other with a pair of long distance light up and vibrate connected bracelets. Nawwww. Get it HERE.
10. Ultimate love your peen undies
