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Festival Wear For Guys

Posted by L T on July 16, 2019

Because we’re primarily here to celebrate the guys and their manhood here at WoodHoods, we wanted to dive deep into exploring the different types of festival costumes for guys. So here we go top 10 festival outfits for guys and their matched WoodHood outfit.

Tags: burning man, coachella, costumes for guys, DIY costume, dudes who festival, festival outfits for men, festival wear for guys, halloween costumes for guys, peen, penis costume, penis outfit, splendour in the grass, willy costume, willy outfit, WoodHoods

How to make a penis wand of glory

Posted by Nids ! on March 15, 2019

What has been missing in your life? A penis wand. Why? So you can hold it aloft and wave it in front of people's faces and the general public as you legally show off your amazing WoodHoods penis outfits (and they swallow their jealousy). The operative word there is "legally". Watch our video to learn how to make your own penis wand!

Tags: Crafting, DIY, Penis wand, Woodwork

Peen Look Like It Was Talking

Posted by Nids ! on March 15, 2019

Nids version of how we came up with WoodHoods: My obsession with dressing up penises started when I was 18. I had my first long-term boyfriend who had a fabulous peen. I felt like a girl with her toy, and like all girls like to do, I wanted to dress it up! I wanted to put on a cowboy hat...(Click for more).

Tags: blog, penis costume

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