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John the Pirate


John is perfect for those who love any reason to dress up or because you daily dream of being a pirate...or maybe you ARE a pirate? With the fitted skull cap designed to fit on top of the penis and the matching get up, it will leave you no choice but to holler "AHOY!" while wearing it. It may be no surprise to you that John frequently enjoys plundering booty or drunken fights on the All Mighty Lagerstein Ship.
When John isn't nursing a rum hangover he's listening to his favourite pirate metal bands, Lagerstein and Alestorm. Once you slip John the pirate penis outfit onto that glorious peen, no need to find a captain for that ship. It's full speed ahead with John.
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