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John the Pirate

$19.95

John is perfect for those who love any reason to dress up or because you daily dream of being a pirate...or maybe you ARE a pirate? Wearing John the Pirate will make you shout, "AHOY!" It may be no surprise to you that John frequently enjoys plundering booty, drunken fights and fishing on his boat.
When John isn't nursing a rum hangover he's listening to his favourite pirate metal bands, Lagerstein and Alestorm. Once you slip on John the Pirate onto that glorious peen, no need to find a captain for that ship. It's full speed ahead with John.
 
Included with your purchase: John the Pirate penis outfit and a drawstring bag to store your WoodHood and a WoodHoods sticker.
Check out our Fit Guide to assist with selecting the size just for you and guidance with putting on a WoodHood.
All transactions will be in USD at checkout.
First 500 WoodHoods orders will receive an exclusive FREE comic print featuring our WoodHoods characters.
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