How is the penis outfit designed?
The secret to a great product is testing, testing, testing – and that we did. We employed the help of many WoodHoods fit models who laboriously tried on prototype after prototype and answered highly personal questions! The softness of the fabric, the seams, the tightness, the right size – were all meticulously considered when creating this product – but most importantly, did it make you smile?
Our WoodHoods had to meet specific criteria to elevate it to more than just a cock sock. A WoodHood can be worn while soft or hard and fits a wide spectrum of girths. A WoodHoods can be stretched to fit, and is guaranteed to spring back to shape. A WoodHood can be used over, and over again - simply throw it in it's calico bag and throw into the wash and it's good as new. A WoodHood should be comfortable and bring you joy. It took years to get to the final design, but what we have is something that we are proud to put on your penis.
What material is going to be placed on my penis?
The fabric we chose is a thick polyester and elastane blend yarn. This cutting edge, premium fabric guarantees 100% stretch spring-back, offers moisture wicking properties, and resists curling or peeling. This means that your WoodHood is built to be worn over and over again. The design on each WoodHood is sublimate printed on using solvent, oil-based inks to ensure the colour and image is long-lasting and super-high picture quality. We also stitch on the outside of the each product along the shaft to ensure that there is no rubbing or chafing cause to your sensitive areas.
How do I know what size to choose?
There are many different penis sizes and shapes out there. At WoodHoods HQ, we focused on girth over length and understand that every millimeter counts. A WoodHood comes in two sizes that should fit a wide spectrum of girths along the bell curve – hard or flaccid. If your girth circumference while hard ranges between 12cm to 15 cm – our WoodHoods will fit you. Refer to our Fit Guide if you have questions about sizing.
If you fall outside this range don’t hesitate to get in contact with us – you may not be the only one which means we have a new size range to produce!
Am I meant to wear a WoodHood while having sex?
If sex means penis into orifice penetration, then, NO! Please don’t wear this while having sex. We don’t want a missing pirate hat stuck up who knows where… A WoodHood is to be worn on the penis and not inserted anywhere else. If sex for you includes foreplay, then by all means, don on the outfit as you please. However, you should know that a WoodHood is really uncomfortable to put on while your dick is moist, so start with dress-up play before you commence with the fluids.
It goes without saying, but we will say it here anyway to cover our asses - a WoodHood is not a condom and should not be substituted for a condom.
How to care for your WoodHood
- Machine-washable in cold water on gentle cycle. Use calico bag provided.
- Do not soak.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Line dry out of direct sunlight.
- Avoid any rough surfaces such as pool edges, dancefloors or rough pubes (just kidding on the last one).
- Do not pack or store when wet.
- Remove any excess water and dry without delay.
- Separate light colours from dark before washing.
- Avoid excess contact with suntan lotions and harsh chemicals sometimes found in saunas, spas and pools.
- Avoid excess contact with harsh chemicals such as deodorants, make-up or perfume.